The Facebook Cat Song
There's a computer in my pocketcalled a mobile phoneI can ask it questions oneverything that's knownOne thing most importantknocks the others flatany time I want to I cansee a Facebook Cat Facebook...
View ArticleWoken Dead Folks Rag
Vaccination, vaccinationNew conspiracy fixationSome folks think the jab of a vaxis just like Satan casting a hexVaccination, Vaccinationsold by Pedophile FreemasonsI've done all the Research for youYou...
View ArticleFor Olivia
She was Australia's sweetheart,the grown-up Girl Next Doorwho took Australia to the Worldwhen she left our shoreHer voice will echo in our heartslong after she's goneWith love and sadness- Rest In...
View ArticleVersion 666
Some find the factthat wiring's organicas something SatanicI prefer not to panicfor a couple of yearsMaybe we've crackedour next destinationcyborg creationtechnomutationto live past the tears
View ArticleFaces In The Darkness
The lights in the bandstand in Adelaide's west parklandmake it hard to sleep in, but it sure beats being wetMay as well buy some ice if you scrape and beg the priceStay awake for days, and hopefully...
View ArticleUp, Up and Away
Would you like to fryin my beautiful barroon?Would you like to pryin my beautiful barroon?We could float across America, you and Iand we could spy! Up, up and away, in my beautiful, my beautiful...
View ArticleRound We Go Again
Sometime or other, there once was a Kingwho wanted to fight in a warPlundering enemies' gold was the thingwith no blood spilled on his shoreStealing is quite easywhen carried out with prideNo one would...
View ArticleOn Living Forever
Gather round the tellyCharlie will be KingHis Majesty commands youto do one extra thingAt the chosen timeyou're supposed to standand loudly toast your loyaltyto the Monarch of our Land "God save the...
View ArticleDear Fearless Leader
An Open Letter to the Boss of our StateWon his electioin as Everyone's MateHe sits above us, decreeing new lawsto frighten us off from supporting a cause Dear Fearless Leader, we've seen you beforein...
View ArticleMeanwhile, in Adelaide..
A lover scorned, he kidnapped her and bound her body tightSure that when he tortured her she couldn't raise a fightWhile she waited in the car, still trying to be bravehe took a shovel from the boot...
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